John Daly Is Really Washed Up

January 3, 2009

Why is it no surprise that John Daly got suspended from the PGA Tour for six months? Because he is a walking golfing disaster and he’s being allowed to milk everything he can from a sport that hasn’t seen him in the winner’s circle since 2006.

He is definitely colorful, but it is sad to see someone self-destruct in front of your eyes. For the last two years, daily hasn’t even sniffed the Top Ten, yet he still get as much coverage as Tiger does during the first two rounds Its only two rounds because Tiger will make the cut and Daly won’t.

Daly’s take on the suspension was “it’s not fair in reality, but it’s probably fair in perception.” Huh? I guess he means that in reality he’s not being treated fairly, but it looks like he deserves it.

When PGA spokesman Ty Votaw was asked about the suspension, he didn’t even feel it was worth commenting. Daly is like a child without any boundaries. He drinks too much, gambles away his winnings, smashes spectator’s cameras and ends up in the drunk tank.

Daly went on to say “Tim and his staff have to do what they do.” You mean protect the integrity of the PGA Tour? “Truly and honestly, I wish Tim would get to know the facts better before he makes a decision. I would like to sit down and have a nice talk with him, tell him what really happened.”

Doesn’t this sound like someone that can’t admit they were wrong? That the world is against them? As a likely alcoholic that fell off the wagon once again, he needs to hit bottom before he’ll ever be successful again. Unlike a David Duval who just lost his touch and could never get it back, Daly has the touch, but his decision-making is getting in his way. As Alcoholics Anonymous says “the first step on the road to recovery is to admit you have a problem.”


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ADT Skills Challenge a Snoozer

December 29, 2008

I was flipping through channels this last weekend and saw about 5 minutes of the ADT Skills Challenge that was won by the Normans (Greg and his son Gregory).  Was this thing really on for two hours?

Oh boy, what a snoozer.  It was like watching someone hitting balls at the driving range.  Sure professional players hit some impressive shots, but that is what they get paid to do. There were so few people on the course (perhaps it was closed to the public), the number of media types, caddies and hangers on probably numbered only about 50 people.

It was kind of charming that the pros were paired with their caddies, but to spend two hours watching aged professionals hit balls is a bit boring to say the least.  Can’t wait until the season gets started again.


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Caddie Opens Mouth, Inserts Foot

December 15, 2008

Steve Williams is a rich man.  He got that way by carrying the bag for the world’s greatest golfer, ever.  As a result, he’s also probably the world’s richest caddie.  So what does Tiger’s bag man do, he opens his mouth and inserts his foot.  He disses probably the world’s second most popular golfer and calls him an ?$*&.

Why is that necessary?  I’m sure that Phil can be an ?$*& at times.  I’m sure Tiger can be that way too.  Does it make Mr. Williams feel better and will it get him more endorsements?  People call November and December the silly season.  Perhaps because Tiger has been idle for so long, its made Mr. Williams a bit cranky.


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If a 5-Year-Old Can Do It, So Can You

September 8, 2008

According to statisticians, the estimated odds of acing a hole with any given swing are one in 33,000. A study by Golf Digest in 2000 said that the odds of getting two holes-in-one in the same round are 67 million to one.

So, what are the odds that a five-year-old who stands only 49-inches (that’s 4′ 1″ by the way), weights 52 pounds and shoots left-handed to boot? Who knows, but Drew Grey did it at a par-3, 75 yard hole. You can tell that he’s already on his way to becoming a professional by looking at his video….lots of waggle.

Now, if the average golfer shoots 100, you’ve only got 330 rounds of golf to play before you get your hole-in-one.


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If Michelle Wie Makes the Cut, I’ll Do a Jean Van de Velte and Wear a Skirt

July 24, 2008

Okay, I’m taking bets. My bet is that Michelle Wie, probably the most poorly managed professional female golfer in recent memory, will miss the cut in next week’s men’s PGA Tour event.

I don’t know who makes decisions for her, but in addition to being disqualified for a second time in a professional event (hasn’t she played this game on a national stage since aged 14), she decides to add insult to injury and accept a sponsor’s exemption to play in an eighth PGA Tour men’s event. I think at this week’s Legends Reno-Tahoe Open, she’ll fail like she’s failed many times before even though this will be one of the weakest fields on this year’s PGA Tour.

Why does she do this? Well, it appears since she has no official status on any professional tour, she needs to get sponsor exemptions on the LPGA Tour just to be able to play. She has one more opportunity to use an exemption to finish in the Top 80 on the money list. If she doesn’t she’ll have to go to qualifying school. Right now she ranks, I think, 244th on the LPGA Tour.

I’m so confident of my prediction that I’m willing to embarrass myself in front of the golfing world. If you think that I’m crazy, put your money where your mouth is and tell me I’m wrong. I’d be happy to see this play out. If I bet wrong, I will play my next round of golf wearing a skirt (a nice blue and green one). I will also make sure that my attire is photographed and publicized on this website.

All you Wie Warriors out there, are you ready to defend you idol’s honor? As G.W. Bush said ingloriously in 2003 “bring it on”.


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Wow! Michelle Wie Only 16 Strokes off the Lead

June 28, 2008

Michelle Wie

In an earlier post I pointed out how pathetic Michelle Wie’s performances have been and how worthless the media’s continued fixation with her is.

I thought I’d provide a Day 2 update of the LPGA’s US Open. Let’s see now. Oh look. Christie Kerr, last year’s winner is only two shots off the lead. Paula Creamer is also two shots off the lead. Amateur Maria Jose Uribe, is only three shots off the lead. Where oh where is Michelle Wie?

Only sixteen strokes off the lead after two rounds. Our local fish wrap the Pioneer Press showed pictures after the first day. Who has the biggest photo? Not Annika, not Lorena, not last year’s champion Christie Kerr. No Wie gets the column inches.

I’ll concede that Ms. Wie was only 2-over in the second round, but that was way too little too late. I think it is quite obvious that Michelle Wie is never going to amount to anything. She’s never going to vie for #1 in the world, she isn’t going to win a major and her sponsors are not going to want to be associated with a third tier player. Sponsors and fans want a winner and at some point, as her contracts expire, the gravy train she’s been riding is going to dry up.

Sports fans will tolerate bad behavior, habits and hygiene if it they get what they want - victories. As Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis said so eloquently, “Just Win, Baby.”

This baby will never do that.


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Wasting Our Time With Michelle Wie

June 26, 2008

Michelle Wie

Why oh why do we waste good printers ink (or in my case bytes) talking about Michelle Wie? She’s an albatross around the neck of ladies golf, an asterisk on the leaderboard of history, a sidenote in the annals of LPGA lore. People will say “Remember Michelle Wie, couldn’t she hit the ball far.” “Wasn’t she the one that almost won an LPGA tournament?” “Didn’t she have nice legs.” Or some other similar drivel.

Face it folks, Michelle Wie is done. Toast. Stick a fork in her. She’s been overhyped and overpaid. Nike should re-read their endorsement contract to see if there’s an out clause. She should concentrate on getting her degree at Stanford because there are no jobs for over-promoted also rans.

Yes, I’m bitter. Partially because I believed some of the hype a few years ago. But I’m really ticked off now because the media is so gullible to this hype. Let’s take a quick tour of the headlines from our media brethren before she took her first swing at the LPGA US Open this week:

The Pioneer Press in St. Paul: The Resurgence of Michelle Wie
The San Jose Mercury News : Wie: I Think I Can Win U.S. Open
The Charlotte Observer : Wie Says She’s On Upswing
The USA Today
: With Injury Behind Her, Wie Poised to Make Noise at Open

After she took her first swing:

The Baltimore Sun : Wie cards 9 at Women’s Open, already out of contention
Reuters
: Nine an ugly number for Wie at U.S. Women’s Open
The USA Today : Wie stumbles to a 9 on 9th hole at Open

And my favorite is from the Chris Baldwin, a realist at Worldgolf.com I wanted to point out some of his eloquent prose too: Michelle Wie shows where her game’s really at with 81 in the U.S. Women’s Open. In keeping with the sports psychologist babble that earns more scorn from Wie realists than even her play, the reeling hype machine feels she is close though.

“I can spring back tomorrow and shoot a low round,” Wie said moments ago.

Yeah right. Give it a rest girl.


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Shirtless & Shoeless John Daly

May 3, 2008

John Daly Stomach

What have thing come to for John Daly? The golfer for the Bubba set, is at it again. I ran across a video clip of John Daly, former PGA regular now just a sponsor exemption, playing golf with a local Arkansas TV personality . The talking head is ridiculed for his fancy Puma golf shoes, and Mr. Daly, is playing barefoot (scary) and shirtless (terrifying). I’m not sure why we still feel John Daly deserves TV time, but here he is the video .


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Just Finished Reading Greg Norman’s Autobiography

April 28, 2008

Greg Norman's Book

I just recently finished Greg Norman’s The Way of the Shark, co-written by Donald T. Phillips. Now, autobiographies, or books co-written with other who can spell better, deserve a lot of qualifications. Someone is writing about themselves. They tend to be self-serving. Sometimes they turn out to be rants. They often try to re-write history and they are generally not even-handed. If I were to write an autobiography, I’m sure I would gloss over the areas that didn’t sound flattering and try to re-write some history before someone came along and did it for me in a way I didn’t like.

Greg Norman’s book is admittedly a bit self-serving. At times he attempts to set the record straight and tell his side of the story, especially with his efforts to create the ill-fated World Tour and the subsequent battle with the PGA and its president Tim Finchem. He also is almost completely silent on his breakup with ex-wife Laura and his new relationship with Chris Evert the tennis star.

Yet, after reading Greg Norman’s book, I find that he is much more than just a golfer. Yes, he was the world’s best golfer for over 300 weeks. Frankly, he was the Tiger or Jack of his day. In his book Norman goes to great lengths to show that he shouldn’t be defined by the huge meltdowns the golfing world was witness to. Yet Norman spends as much time talking about business and the lessons off the course that he’s learned as he does about golf. Norman has become a very successful businessman with holdings estimated to be worth over $500 million.

Greg Norman is also a brand. A conglomerate. An Aussie tycoon. His Greg Norman Golf Course Design company has built 61 courses around the world and has an equal number in development. He owns real estate development companies, a wine company, restaurants, cattle ranches, and his own grass (that’s turf not marijuana) called Greg Norman Turf Company.

Now in his mid 50’s, he is more than qualified to play the Seniors Tour, yet this past weekend he finished tied for 14th at the Asian Open. Back in December, his previous stop on the European Tour, the South African Airways Open, he finished tied for 7th . For someone that only occasionally plays competitively, finishing in the top twenty in his last two professional tournaments is pretty impressive.

I’ve also picked up another book on Greg Norman, this time a biography written in 1998 to get another perspective. I’ll report back on how much (or little) whitewashing of the Norman legend that Greg did in his own book.


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Tiger’s Done Before He Even Starts

April 12, 2008

It is amazing the spectacle of rabid celebrity worship. I just read a headline from Yahoo at the start of the second round of the Masters that said “Anyone’s Jacket” in big headlines. The subtext then said: “Tiger Woods is now six shots off the lead with second-round play under way at the Masters on Friday.” This makes it sound likes he’s dying out there.

Let’s put this in context. For the last few weeks everyone was talking about Tiger as if he’d already won this year’s Master. It was a done deal. He was a shoe-in. The oddmasters had him at 2 to 1. A lock.

Yet this headline makes it sound like he done for. There’s no hope. He’s already six strokes behind. Too bad, maybe he’ll win the next one.

Whoa rabid Tiger worshippers. How quickly the media jumps off the bandwagon just so they can write a compelling headline.

Context my friends. CONTEXT.

Let’s not forgot that when this was written at about 10AM in the morning, Tiger hadn’t even teed off for the second round. His tee time was at 1:52 pm. Almost four hours later. Let me repeat that TIGER HADN’T EVEN TEED OFF YET!

A case of burying the body before the person has even died.

Mr. Media and Rapid Celebrity Worshippers, let the man actually play the course before you write him off.


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